I think I just witnessed the best horror film of 2021. I was completely blown away. 

As a lifelong horror fan- I adore B movies. As I scroll through some reviews, I can see that people don’t appreciate B horror movies here. But here’s the thing: horror fans know how scarce a perfect B movie is. Jakob’s Wife is THAT film. A fun, gory gem that exceeded all my expectations. 

In 2019, we had Ready or Not. In 2020, we…

I love bleak horror movies. I love confusing horror movies. I love dark horror movies. The Lighthouse is bleak, confusing and dark- but I don’t love The Lighthouse. Tbh I can’t even say if I like it. 

Yeah- I don’t like it. 

Eggers previous film ‘The VVITCH’ is sort of a loved-hated title in the horror community. Many people (including me) LOVE it while some hate it. And their criticism is very valid. Personally I really resonated with Thomasin’s quest…

So here’s all the shit I noticed: 

1. Varun Dhawan is poor so of course he’s in brownface. And guess what, homeboy gets lighter as the film goes on. 

2. The women in this film are ✨bland✨ like a lasagna without seasoning. 

3. The jokes fall flatter than a soda left without a cap on. 

4. The chemistry between Sara Ali Khan and Dhawan is non existent. 

5. The original wasn’t a masterpiece either so nostalgia ain’t working here. 

6.…