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  • Spider-Man 2

    ★★★★★

  • Malignant

    ★★★½

  • Children of the Corn

    ★★

  • The Punisher

    ★★

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  • Spider-Man 2

    Spider-Man 2

    ★★★★★

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    Spider-man Ranked: Ongoing

    This Spider-man – “I can barely pay rent and my personal life is falling to pieces but I must give up the thing I want the most in order to be a hero, I’ll never let my selfishness get in the way of doing the right thing ever again.”

    MCU Spider-man– “Look at my cool new tech suit! Oh boy, isn’t being an Avenger awesome? Wahoooo!”

    This is the greatest…

  • Malignant

    Malignant

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    WTF

    I feel like deep down I knew the twist, maybe just not exactly HOW the twist would occur. I mean, it’s ridiculous. On paper this sounds so, so stupid. But I gotta tell ya, I was into it. The movie seems to skirt the line with just enough camp in the right places to never go completely off the rails. And by the time things are into total bonkers territory, we get some awesome gore, and basically cool fight…

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  • Terminator Genisys

    Terminator Genisys

    ★★

    I was hoping the poor reviews wouldn't hold up, but this one is really a mess. It just felt very jumbled, stupid and of little consequence. And I hate to say this about Khaleesi, but I thought Emilia Clarke was terrible as Sarah Connor. Every line out of her mouth seemed so insincere. None of the jokes landed, and I can't even really remember any action sequences that stuck out. I do like the idea of an older terminator intervening at the point where the first movie started, but after that is over there wasn't a whole lot for me to like here.

  • Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children

    Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children

    ★★★★

    I’ve been recently replaying FF7, and also starting to get excited for the remake, (if that ever actually gets released) so I found myself drawn to giving this a rewatch since I’ve been spending a lot of time in that world again.

    This movie would completely lose anyone who isn’t a huge fan of the video game. But for me, counting myself as one of those huge fans, this works very well.

    It’s a thrill to see these characters rendered…