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  • Parasite
  • Midsommar

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  • The Tomorrow War

    ★★★

  • Black Widow

    ★★★★½

  • F9

    ★★★

  • The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It

    ★★★

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  • Black Widow

    Black Widow

    ★★★★½

                “God, you’re such a mom!”

    In the iconic words of Laganja Estranja- Oh you wanted a twist eh? C’mon Black Widow let’s get sickening okurrrrrrrrrr! This film was brilliant, top to bottom. The action was easy to follow and didn’t have severe sharp cuts or strange edits which I always adore during a fight scene. The set pieces were thought out and spread far enough to not give you a headache from constant explosions.…

  • The Tomorrow War

    The Tomorrow War

    Ummm can we say UGLY when talking about those damn aliens. Made my skin crawl, ugh the way they use their backs to shield themselves from gunfire. Just all around great creature design that is quite scary. The cgi in this was pretty solid, although there are a few scenes here in there, I’m taking very short sharp cut or edits where the cgi wasn’t too tight but that’s a small criticism. Chris Pratt, you are so lucky you are nice on the eyes because you’re acting is becoming very one-note. Overall I enjoyed this, science fiction and aliens, I’m there!

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  • Midsommar

    Midsommar

    ★★★★★

    This film is a dream come alive. I love it with every fiber of my soul, hyperbolic ik but whatevs. Does anyone know where in Sweden, Hårga is located? Asking for a friend? Can’t wait to adorn my room with all the memorabilia I purchased. Ho-Ha forever 🌻

  • The Witch

    The Witch

    ★★★★

                             “What canst thou give?...”

    I saw this in theatres and fell asleep. 4 years later and I wanted to give the film a second chance. Ummm wtf!!! Someone pass me the holy water stat. This film made me uncomfortable in the worst possible way. It’s that dark, frightening uncomfortable that you only feel when you see something you know is just wrong. Ughhhhh. It’s beautifully shot with some…