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  • Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters
  • Lawrence of Arabia
  • The Night of the Hunter
  • Taxi Driver

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  • Morbius

    ½

  • Love, Death & Robots: Three Robots

  • Little Miss Sunshine

    ★★★½

  • The Northman

    ★★★★★

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  • Joker

    Joker

    ★★★★★

    Horrible experience. Went to a screening in New York,  unironically my theatre had 20 cops inside of it and they patted us all down; there was even a fucking k-9 unit there.

    Whenever there was a violent or disturbing scene occuring, the cops would look up at us in the audience to make sure none of us were becoming incited. Terrible.

  • Ted K

    Ted K

    ★★★★

    FBI SUCK MY COCK

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  • Morbius

    Morbius

    ½

    Jared Leto gave a 15 year old chlamydia, but this is still the worst thing he's ever done.

  • The Night of the Hunter

    The Night of the Hunter

    ★★★★★

    Really liked this film. A gripping narrative thriller. Loved Mitchum in this, as he has this supernatural evil charm about him. Loved Gish too, she really commanded the final act. Beautiful looking film, with it’s harsh gothic shadows.

    Reading up on the film makes you realise of a huge loss. It was Charles Laughton‘s first and only directed feature. He was very unsure of himself on set and the critics destroyed it; this was despite its huge quality. Seems like he went back to theatre after this. Recommend.

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  • The Long Goodbye

    The Long Goodbye

    Pretty oblivious to the real reality of things. If you have a Northern English experience (particularly that of Yorkshire) you can attest to how truly insulting this piece is. Borderline propaganda.

  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    ½

    Imagine being Mark and having to be all like "damn, Rian Johnson, you fuckin' right, all clever with your tight script and horrific directorial Vision. I would totally have interviews with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants is to have a real non-idiotic final arc for Luke. Like seriously imagine having to be Mark and not only sit in that chair while Rian Johnson flaunts with his fanfiction tier OC in front of…