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  • Tales from Earthsea

    Tales from Earthsea


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    So I did interrupt my 50 Films to Continue my Ghibli Binge challenge by watching this just to really see if everyone was right about this being one of the worst Ghibli films, but I have to say, this left me absolutely mesmerized.

    I’m genuinely more upset at how negatively regarded this film is, though. Goro Miyazaki definitely made the kind of film he clearly wanted to make here, and you can tell just from the very beginning. As someone…

  • Bo Burnham: Inside

    Bo Burnham: Inside


    It’s very easy to approach this as some kind of self-important, self-indulgent piece of bullshit, but this does represent the inner longing of many during the pandemic- stuck in their own houses and any kind of outside interaction being a genuine danger (not to mention COVID-19 was never name-dropped throughout the entire special, making it more subtle and ambiguous in terms of the outside danger despite us at the time knowing exactly what he means) and struggling to cope at…

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  • The Beatles: Get Back

    The Beatles: Get Back


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  • Hawkeye



    You know the scene in Ralph Breaks the Internet where they’re playing the Pancake Milkshake game and Ralph and Vanellope keep force feeding the bunny all the pancakes before it explodes?

    Ralph and Vanellope are Marvel Studios, the pancakes are all the movies and shows that came out this year, and I’m the fucking bunny.