Favorite films

  • Wendy and Lucy
  • Inside Llewyn Davis
  • We Are the Best!
  • Princess Mononoke

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  • Voyage of Time: The IMAX Experience

  • Passing

  • The World to Come

  • Bergman Island

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  • Voyage of Time: The IMAX Experience

    Voyage of Time: The IMAX Experience

    *melodramatic Gwyneth Paltrow voice from the death scene in “Avengers: Endgame”*:

    IT’S OKAY NOAH, YOU CAN REST NOW. YOU’VE FINALLY SEEN TERRENCE MALICK MAKE A NATURE DOC, JUST LIKE YOU ALWAYS WANTED.

    SSSSHHHHHH HUSH NOW, IT DOESN’T MATTER IF YOU LIKED THE MOVIE OR NOT, MY CHILD.

    Me: … cool, I guess.

  • Passing

    Passing

    I had no idea that Rebecca Hall (director now?) had this in her😮😮😮😮 And apparently for 13 years of prep no less? Fascinating!

    Tessa Thompson, I love ya more and more every time I see you do your thing on screen (and did I catch myself thinking for half a second that your face reminded me of…Oprah? What the fuck?)

    Ruth! I feel like you’re walking around in this movie with the physicality of… a morally ambiguous spider?! What a…

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  • Paddington 2

    Paddington 2

    ★★★★½

    I... think this movie is pro-prison abolition??? I’m always here for that shit; comrades Paddington and The Brown family, please join my affinity group.

  • The Green Knight

    The Green Knight

    I:
    Me: *walks up to David Lowery as he stands before a boiling pot of cinema, painstakingly stirring away*

    Me: *dips finger into pot and tastes it with a flourish*

    Me: … Needs more Paganism.

    II:
    What I wouldn’t give to be called “my lady”—in the medieval sense— by Dev Patel🥵

    III:
    The score could have held its horses on more than one occasion. It’s okay for there to be moments of quietude, my liege!!

    IV:
    With the release of…