Favorite films

  • Spider-Man 3
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  • The Thin Red Line
  • The Conversation

Recent activity

  • Old Joy

  • The Keep

  • Blonde

  • Pig

Recent reviews

  • Blonde


    i don't think i ever need to hear the word "daddy" ever again. what the hell

  • The Ice Road

    The Ice Road

    death cab for gurty

Popular reviews

  • Midsommar



    Somebody call Sweden. Tell them DO NOT tear down the sets. Tell them we are opening a Midsommar themed summer camp. Tell them I don't care what happens. I need to sleep in the bunkhouse. I need to pee on the ancestors. I need to take drugs and dance all day. I need to jump off the cliff (good place for a swimming pool)

  • Uncut Gems

    Uncut Gems


    Adam Sandler: *sobbing into girlfriend's fresh ass tattoo* "I don't deserve this!"

    Me: *holding back tears* "I don't think I've ever loved anyone that much"