siobàhn dicaprio

siobàhn dicaprio

in the venn diagram of sexy bitches who wanna watch the criterion collection but also wanna watch torture porn

Favorite films

  • A Clockwork Orange
  • Death Proof
  • The Piano Teacher
  • Funeral Parade of Roses

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  • Voodoo Academy

    ★★

  • Evil Dead II

    ★★★★

  • Attack of the Helping Hand!

  • Scream 2

    ★★★★

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  • Voodoo Academy

    Voodoo Academy

    first proper DeCoteau i’ve seen other than Sorority Babes. it’s really not as shitty as y’all seem to give this improper credit for! everyone did their job, the boys were hot, the plot passed off, it was fucking bonkers and goth and 90’s and i loved it. not to mention it was SO homoerotic holy fuck. i have no desire to really dive into his vast body of work but hey if i get to watch implied all-male B horror i’m here for it. 

    i picked up a stack of full moon releasing tapes today and i hope they’re all this weird lol

  • Evil Dead II

    Evil Dead II

    ★★★★

    “swallow this” okay baby 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻

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  • Old

    Old

    ★★★

    i got to fucking see the world premiere of this movie in NYC and meet my favorite actor at the premiere. it was pretty damn aight for a Shyamalan movie. i have no other words for a proper review, check back with me later when i watch it again, and i'm not freaking out from a simultaneous happy and nervous anxiety bomb.

    Alex Wolff forever.

  • Rosemary's Baby

    Rosemary's Baby

    ★★★★½

    every time i revisit this movie i’m reminded that there’s an inescapable tone about a woman’s body not being her own. really poignant for the 1960s. and then i remember who directed the fucker