Favorite films

  • Seance on a Wet Afternoon
  • The Banshees of Inisherin
  • Tropic Thunder
  • Near Dark

Recent activity

  • The Trip


  • Sky High


  • He Never Died


  • Meet Cute


Pinned reviews

  • A Man Called Otto

    A Man Called Otto


    Tom Hanks is a male Karen who -SHOCKER- isn't as much of a prick as you think he is in this plodding dramedy that tests your love for America's dad.

    Full Review Link Below-- This A Man Called Otto (2022) Review Puts the R-A-P in AARP!


  • Influencer



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Missing White Girls: The Movie.

    Full Review Link Below-- This Influencer (2022) Review Is All About Family Family All About All!


Recent reviews

  • The Trip

    The Trip


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Two white guys take a trip and eat.


    It really shouldn't work, but yet it does.

    Consistently funny if repetitive at times

    Worth a watch more the Michael Caine impression alone.

    If you can't get enough of two middle aged white guys...

  • Sky High

    Sky High


    Entertaining if not completely original family friendly superhero movie.
    Upends some clichés while wallowing in others.

    Kurt Russell and Mary Elizabeth Winstead are so interconnected film wise you buy into the theory they are in fact the same person.

Popular reviews

  • The Pale Blue Eye

    The Pale Blue Eye


    A life-sappingly boring horror/police procedural that makes you wonder what's happening in Christian Bale's life that he did this and Thor: Love and Thunder in the same year.

    Blink if you're under duress, Christian Bale.

    This movie took 91-year old Robert Duvall out of bed. W...t...f.

    Full Review Link Below-- This The Pale Blue Eye (2022) Review Is a New Yellowstone Prequel Set 500 Years Into the Future!


  • Barbarian



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    My Birthday movie.

    Though in retrospect, it should have been for Mother's Day...

    4 Horror Movies That Feature Other Skarsgard Siblings and Cousins That Visit All The Time! (LINK Below)


    Full Review Link Below-- This Barbarian (2022) Review Will Dress You Up Like An Altar Boy Because All The Other Halloween Costumes Are Gone And That’s All We Have. Sorry.