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  • The Gallows

    The Gallows


    Garbage like this is why I usually abhor found footage movies.

    Idiot characters do idiot things that only happen in idiotic horror movies.

    One of those movies in which you wanted everyone to die soon just so you don't have to sit through this anymore.

    More than anything else, I was invested in the counter of my Blu-ray player reaching zero.

    The Gallows is not just the title, but where you'd rather be than watching this.

    After 30 minutes, I…

  • Behind Her Eyes

    Behind Her Eyes


    Finally finished this.

    Read the novel back in 2017. Loved it, though I didn't think it could be adapted in a way that could be coherent.

    I was wrong.

    At 6 episodes it feels bloated, but the ending is worth it.

    Go into this cold. Let the surprises wash over you and fill the cracks where it gets all sandy so that Anakin Skywalker complains.

    Tom Bateman's accent is so off it's almost funny. It's the Daniel Craig off. It's the Daniel Craig of Scottish accents.

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