F9 ★½

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

This review may contain spoilers.

Why the fuck is a movie with "Fast" in the title almost 2 and a quarter hours? Yet feel longer than The Irishman.

So glad I didn't see this in theaters...

To risk COVID or getting shot for THIS.

After 8 previous movies you know how dumb these are, but on a stupidity scale of 1 to 5, this is a 9.

Charlize Theron looks really embarrassed to be in this We feel you. You have an Oscar. Your Oscar is embarrassed.

Pointless flashbacks add to the running time and nothing else.
It works more as a comedy more than anything else.

Mind numbingly idiotic for a Fast and Furious movie. But you knew that already. Nic Cage should be making his way into this franchise soon. His Oscar has been embarrassed for decades.

Killing brain cells one quarter mile at a time since 2001.

Ranking the Fast and Furious Movies 6 Through 782 by Their Fast-Ness and Their Furious-Ness. (LINK below)


Ranking the First Five Fast and Furious Movies by Their Fast-Ness and Their Furious-Ness (LINK Below)


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