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  • The Exorcist

    The Exorcist

    ★★★

    I am sitting in a Buffalo Wild Wings in Lincoln writing this

    I only watched the first ~30 mins one night bc my neighbor was being loud and the site I was streaming from was being shitty
    Next morning I watched the last 20 minutes I had kinda dozed on at 2x speed to catch up to the mark I was at and then downloaded subtitles for the rest on regular speed

    I had said if this shit was lame…

  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

    The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

    ★★½

    Aiight, imma be real: I stared at my phone for most of this
    It’s good at creating an atmosphere and sure it has its tropes but it is really good at creating dread. Just about halfway through it loses all momentum by having people be chased in the dark and just... a lot of screaming. So much hysterical screaming? That nothing can be as unsettling as it really should be because Jesus fucking Christ nobody shuts up screaming
    (“Noah -…

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  • Saw

    Saw

    ★★★

    I know I had too high of expectations for this, but I expected a lot more suspense with a sense of looming terror than what I ended up getting. Instead it feels very dated (fitting with the early 90s more than anything made in the 21st century) and overall has a stellar premise that just... fails to deliver
    I expected a Stephen King style of suspense akin to Misery or Gerald’s Game, but I think it can be best described as an inferior…

  • Tenet

    Tenet

    ★★★★★

    Okay. Listen.
    I watched the movie last night. I’ve barely had time to digest it. But I am not sure I have seen a more
    1) badass
    2) gigantic
    3) C O O L
    movie.
    I see so many reviews just pounding on the score but that was one of my favorite parts? I loved the frenetic synth saw wave pulse and the various themes that came throughout, and I don’t get the hate for it. I’m happy Hans didn’t…