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Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah 1991
This was the most Star Trek ass shit ever with the time travel shit but I kind of loved it? Also Mecha King Ghidorah was based as fuck
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Resident Evil 2002
Last time I watched this i really hated like 90% of it and had a miserable time and debated turning it off like halfway through lol
This time watching it was...somehow better? It still kinda sucks ass but it was at least kinda fun this time around.Its mostly just kind of dull and boring through most of the middle part, none of the characters really have much personality, and I feel like a lot of the bits where they're…
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Evil Dead 2013
It's like they took everything interesting and creative of the original, removed it, and shoehorned in something about overcoming addiction to make it deeper. It's every generic modern horror movie rolled up into one underwhelming, boring remake. Also lmao gotta shoehorn in the Ash cameo for the OG fans I guess and say it's ~actually a sequel~ and not a ~remake~ as if that makes it any better
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Ultraviolet 2006
I went all my life hearing how bad this movie is and I cannot believe how badly I was lied to. This is a good and fun movie and you're all cowards. I miss movies looking like neon throw up mixed with crappy PS2 CGI green screen effects bring them back.
Also knowing that an entire ~40 minutes of this movie was cut because of Sony meddling makes all the hate even more baffling considering that, while the 75% we have is good, we're missing an entire 25% of the full cut so lmao?
