This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
"Yeah I got double booked with this weird dude, we found a creepy secret room that led to a system of caves, I got held captive by some freaky lady who thought i was her baby that also killed my roommate, got shot by the owner of the house after trying to go rescue him, then he threw me off a water tower and I nearly died...4 out of 5 stars, the room was really nice and they gave us a complimentary bottle of wine" - Tess reviewing this airbnb probably