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Godzilla: King of the Monsters 2019
humans: godzilla is a cunt
godzilla: *saves our asses*
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Godzilla: King of the Monsters 2019
you know that rumbling sound you can hear just after godzilla (long live the king) lets out one of his big rawrs?? yeah i like that sound that sound gives me all the serotonin
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Godzilla: King of the Monsters 2019
So, I'm not entirely surprised that this is getting mixed reviews. I think it's something that afflicts the Godzilla franchise as a whole, rather than just this latest film. In my opinion, there are two main reasons why people dislike certain Godzilla films.
First, we must consider the fact that Godzilla is just not for everyone. It's a very niche franchise that began as a series of sci-fi B-movies, featuring actors in rubber monster suits wrestling amongst, or demolishing, miniature…
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Godzilla: King of the Monsters 2019
Honestly a virtually perfect albeit very Westernized recreation of a Heisei-era Godzilla kaiju superbrawl picture. I mean they even have a Godzilla Defense Force-equivalent airborne superfortress. Deeply stupid, overpopulated with human characters, still a total blast. If only they'd stop staging the monster fights at night in CGI dust clouds.
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Godzilla: King of the Monsters 2019
i have a question about godzillas balls. remember in transformers revenge of the fallen when that one decepticon had wrecking balls for testicles...has there been any confirmation on something like that for this property? has anyone died by being crushed by this giant lizards nuts? im not up to date on godzilla lore but consider this my first inquiry to this franchise.
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Bones 2001
Nine of Clips. Hood horror at its most viscerally arcane, reforming Cincinnati into a graffiti graveyard painted by the windpipes of old gangsters sipping blood-laced liquor. The cycle of violence encouraged under capitalism is a lifelong blight that will crop up when you least expect it, told in the cards or reaching in through alleyway void. “HeLL” plastered on a door to the underground is as much of a testament to Dickerson’s brick-roots, Hadean painter’s eye as can be. Dog eat dog, maggot beget maggot, streets curse streets.
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Bones 2001
Scooby-Doo + Argento rolled into a nasty, very funny blaxploitation update for post-Reagan urban woes. explores lines between eras and the manipulation of black ppl + way white supremacist hierarchy creates other hierarchies (i.e. the law turning a blind eye to dealing of heavier drugs for a price) rather well, for the most part. the story seems rushed to such an extent that it mars the film in part but this is mostly delightfully gross throughout -- and Dickinson's eye…
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Bones 2001
Jordan Peele wishes to pack such a commentary on gentrification in a post-Reagan landscape and class mobility while still being capable to portray a perfect dynamic between horror and comedy, and spreading so much swag. But tbf he lacked Snoop Dogg for the latter.
Like House of Wax, it’s incredible that something so unapologetically silly has in mind a more classical approach blended with 2000s MTV sensibilities and the overall mentality of a teenager with horror paraphernalia.
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Bones 2001
Why didn't anyone ever tell me there was a blaxploitation Hellraiser movie?
This is pretty fun and Snoop and Pam Grier are good. Mostly, there are a lot of wild visuals like bones turning into people and walls full of spirits. The 70s-style flashbacks are fun, too. Bummer this never became a franchise with 7 direct to video sequels where Coolio or someone took over as Bones.
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Bones 2001
I'm really glad Ernest Dickerson got to let his horror nerd freak flag fly on this but also disappointed that people still have trouble appreciating that because this has just about everything I want out of a horror movie and I would've gladly ingested 6 more of these.
Unsurprisingly KILLS it with the cinematography considering Dickerson's background, but there's some real legit stuff happening on a practical FX level as well, especially for a movie to come out of the…
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Bones 2001
Man, the world really did Ernest Dickerson and Snoop Dogg dirty by not making Bones a hit. 😕
I had never seen this one until today, and while it’s not mind blowing or anything,
I had a ton of fun with it!I remember when this came out and I really wanted to see it, but I wasn’t able to find anyway to get in and see it, since I was only 14 at the time. I remember I was…
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