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  • The Irishman

    The Irishman


    There are like six Good Boomers and two-thirds of them just made the best movie of the year. Feels like Scorsese’s take on the back end of the Sopranos, and it’s just as fantastic as that makes it sound. This is the type of movie to make you reconsider your best of the decade list, unless of course you already put it out in July. That would truly be a shame.

    Seeing this collaboration at one of the most famous theaters in the country felt like a singular experience. God Marty forever.

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  • Heaven Can Wait

    Heaven Can Wait


    Incredible this was made in 1978, because despite Beatty’s role being an obvious homage to Joe Montana, he’s inarguably aged into the spitting image of Tom Brady, all the way down to the whey-and-liver protein shake. So that begs the question, what if Tom Brady died in a horrible automobile accident?

    If the Venn diagram of hotshot pretty-boy all-American quarterbacks and politically indifferent meathead brand-pawns hadn’t spent decades morphing into a circle, I’d say this is one of the better-aging…

  • Carlito's Way

    Carlito's Way


    the last 25 minutes has some of the best directing i've ever seen. probably my favorite de palma yet. i'm gonna beat sean penn's ass

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  • The Burden

    The Burden

    "this is what thriving looks like," he thought to himself, high as shit, watching a 14 minute nihilistic stop-motion swedish short film on his friend's filmstruck account at 1:50 in the morning

  • Marriage Story

    Marriage Story


    if i was married i would simply not get a divorce