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  • The White Stripes: Under Great White Northern Lights
  • Reservoir Dogs
  • Seven Psychopaths
  • Baccano!

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  • Tony Hawk: Until the Wheels Fall Off

    ★★★½

  • Kill Your Darlings

    ★★★½

  • Samurai Cop

    ½

  • BOCCHI THE ROCK!

    ★★★★

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  • Nightcrawler

    Nightcrawler

    ★★★★★

    When people ask me what it’s like to be a media production major, I tell them to imagine I’m Rick from Nightcrawler

  • Mary Poppins Returns

    Mary Poppins Returns

    ★★★

    It was aight.

    My favorite parts were the sick BMX tricks and everytime the 6 y/o girl sitting next to me stomped on the floor to make her shoes light up

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  • Tony Hawk: Until the Wheels Fall Off

    Tony Hawk: Until the Wheels Fall Off

    ★★★½

    Reliving my elementary school skater-poser era 🤙🏻🤙🏻🤙🏻🤙🏻🤙🏻

  • Kill Your Darlings

    Kill Your Darlings

    ★★★½

    I do really appreciate what they were going for stylistically. Missed the mark in some respects, and got lost in the sauce in others. Some strange musical choices and ham-fisted attempts at “bold” dialogue writing serve to break the aesthetic flow just enough that it doesn’t feel cohesive. Which is a shame because in a film with poetry at it’s core, aesthetics are almost everything.

    Luckily, this broken aesthetic rests upon a bed of rich story, sincere performances, and striking…

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  • Hot Tub Time Machine

    Hot Tub Time Machine

    ★★★½

    There is neither cox nor dix

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    Interspecies Reviewers

    ★★★½

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