lisa: i see you don’t have a lifeguard here at your beach
mark: i’m not at the beach this is a bathtub

do you ever like wake up or do something and you’re just like what the h-fuck is going on

finally graduated from lesbian university and the most important lesson i learned was that i would kill anyone including myself for rooney mara

[puts ben affleck in blender by himself] [puts on highest setting for two and a half hours] fuck you