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  • Killer Klowns from Outer Space
  • The Worst Witch
  • Jackie Brown
  • Starman

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  • Oz the Great and Powerful

    ★★★½

  • Cruella

    ★★

  • Knock Knock

  • Ma

    ½

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  • Cruella

    Cruella

    ★★

    If we're getting a Cruella redemption story where all of her misdeeds come as the product of another evil woman's wrongdoings...

    When is the Baroness's redemption movie coming?

    2 hour movies, amirite? They commit various crimes and just keep throwing shit in your face to distract you. Make you forget. Wasn't there a black girl who was Cruella's only friend? And we all remember the animated Cruella. But she meets a dog, and this movie hasn't forgotten animated Cruella has…

  • Knock Knock

    Knock Knock

    I'm not finishing this. I stopped wanting to know what happens next within the first 10 minutes- dedicated to Keanu Reeves' perfectest, preciousified, luxury+ home life. I hate everything about it. I hate those kids. They didn't do a single thing wrong. And I hate them. America has become such a hostile place to children in the last couple years, between mass school shootings and COVID, no vaccine for children and the shootings targeting children haven't stopped. Not to mention…

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  • Sleepaway Camp

    Sleepaway Camp

    This review was written in 2011, I believe:

    How many times is a rip-off able to surpass the thing it owes its' existence to? Only two films come to mind (Piranha is the other). Friday the 13th had great pieces but really didn't come together to be the best it could be (though it's still a personal favorite and always will be). Sleepaway Camp aims lower but nonetheless passes with Sleaze Honors. In the arena of so-bad-it's-good horror movies -…

  • Jurassic Park

    Jurassic Park

    ★★★★

    #63 in my 99 90's Movies month.

    Excitement and danger come first, characters come second. Which is totally okay in Spielbergia. Though those kids are incredibly annoying at times. ("Vegiesaurus! Meatasaurus!" ...Really, movie?) And some of the drama is pretty seriously forced down your throat (Laura Dern before eating the ice cream, Attenborough's super-scream on the telephone, Jeff Goldblum... in general, that kid and the tree climbing, and the fence jumping). But it is exciting and it never did skimp on the danger, did it? Holds up surprisingly well. I probably never enjoyed it this much.