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  • The Empty Man

    The Empty Man

    I genuinely wonder if the media outlets suddenly proclaiming this an "underrated cult hit" (like, in the past week, all of a sudden?) are being paid off by Fox-Disney. This movie was hot garbage, and it's pretty obvious that that's why it took so long to release. Do not fall for the astroturfing marketing campaign.

  • If Anything Happens I Love You

    If Anything Happens I Love You

    This is why everyone talks shit about the Oscars ffs

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  • Channel Zero: Candle Cove

    Channel Zero: Candle Cove


    How had I not heard of this series until 2020??


    Candle Cove: 3 stars
    No-End House: 2 stars
    Butcher's Block: 4 stars
    The Dream Door: 4.5 stars

    Highlights: the soundtrack, Pretzel Jack (and his human counterpart Troy James), Fiona Shaw, Brandon Scott, Pretzel Jack, Maria Sten, Krisha Fairchild, Rutger Hauer, Diana Bentley, Olivia Luccardi & Holland Roden as a duo, John Carroll Lynch, and of course, Pretzel Jack.

  • The Nightingale

    The Nightingale

    It was disturbing. WHAT ELSE? It was unflinching. WHAT ELSE? It was brutalizing, violent, and intense. WHAT ELSE? What. added. value. does. this. film. bring. to our awareness of the horrors that have been visited upon Aboriginal people and women throughout history? You need to have actual DEPTH to justify this kind of filmmaking as more than an exploitation film. Seriously, how are we supposed to be changed or moved by the end of this? My expectations were high going…