This film tries so hard to be memorable but it fails at that too.

A sorta well-shot, sorta well-acted, sorta well-made bore. Always a pleasure to see #Hanx on the small screen as well. Nice to fall asleep to alone on a weekend. An utter waste of time otherwise. Another one found in the bargain bin at a pirated DVD store which I do not frequent, save for exceptions such as Trolls 2 (2020) and The Grinch (2018).

In a world where Martin Scorsese makes better family films than both Spielberg and Zemeckis.

Seriously, wow. I am ashamed.

Passable at best, leave it on mute or smth while you have dinner or do something more productive