georges is just every dude in film school who cannot handle being upstaged by more talented women

today is one of those days where you watch the royal tenenbaums and cry on the floor if your bedroom for an hour

Lady Bird: i have an "oscar"

The Academy: were you awarded that?

Lady Bird: yeah

The Academy: why is it in quotes?

Lady Bird: i awarded it to myself. it was awarded to me by me

when three of your meta jokes are pointing out how bad the writing of your movie is... i don’t have a punch line for this yet but it’s not like they put in the effort so why should i