this is a bernie bro movie and i mean that as the highest compliment

i just wanna watch there will be blood so bad fuck i miss her so much why did i promise mir i’d wait to rewatch it with her

Lady Bird: i have an "oscar"

The Academy: were you awarded that?

Lady Bird: yeah

The Academy: why is it in quotes?

Lady Bird: i awarded it to myself. it was awarded to me by me

when three of your meta jokes are pointing out how bad the writing of your movie is... i don’t have a punch line for this yet but it’s not like they put in the effort so why should i