jeff knight

i personally bankrupted moviepass by seeing call me by your name ten times in theaters

Favorite films

  • The Master
  • Phantom Thread
  • There Will Be Blood
  • Inherent Vice

Recent activity

  • Breathless


  • The Tantalizing Fly

  • The Kid


  • One Week


Recent reviews

  • Breathless



    nearly overcoming the adversity of being french only to be betrayed by a woman with a buzz cut

  • The Tantalizing Fly

    The Tantalizing Fly

    Max Fleischer watching Breaking Bad Season 3 Episode 10: HE COPIED MY WHOLE FUCKING FLOW! WORD FOR WORD, BAR FOR BAR!

Popular reviews

  • Lady Bird

    Lady Bird


    Lady Bird: i have an "oscar"

    The Academy: were you awarded that?

    Lady Bird: yeah

    The Academy: why is it in quotes?

    Lady Bird: i awarded it to myself. it was awarded to me by me

  • Memories of Murder

    Memories of Murder


    usually you hit a bong, but this time bong hits you