josephine decker's films are like if michael haneke directed The Tree of Life (2011)

please don't judge if i watch this every day for the rest of my life

Lady Bird: i have an "oscar"

The Academy: were you awarded that?

Lady Bird: yeah

The Academy: why is it in quotes?

Lady Bird: i awarded it to myself. it was awarded to me by me

when three of your meta jokes are pointing out how bad the writing of your movie is... i don’t have a punch line for this yet but it’s not like they put in the effort so why should i