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  • Thou Wast Mild and Lovely

    Thou Wast Mild and Lovely


    josephine decker's films are like if michael haneke directed The Tree of Life (2011)

  • Madeline's Madeline

    Madeline's Madeline


    please don't judge if i watch this every day for the rest of my life

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  • Lady Bird

    Lady Bird


    Lady Bird: i have an "oscar"

    The Academy: were you awarded that?

    Lady Bird: yeah

    The Academy: why is it in quotes?

    Lady Bird: i awarded it to myself. it was awarded to me by me

  • Deadpool 2

    Deadpool 2


    when three of your meta jokes are pointing out how bad the writing of your movie is... i don’t have a punch line for this yet but it’s not like they put in the effort so why should i