Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  The Thing 1982

  ★★★★★ Watched 18 Oct 2022

  they should make porn like this

Recent reviews

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  Napoleon 2023

  ★★★ Watched 04 Dec 2023 2

  has it been historically documented that he whimpered when he wanted sex or was that an artistic choice

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  Jingle All the Way 1996

  ★★★ Watched 03 Dec 2023

  phil hartman was homewrecking a block away from my school and no one ever told me

Popular reviews

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  Asteroid City 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 15 Jun 2023 4

  you guys are never going to believe who jason schwartzman kisses in this

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  Gnomeo & Juliet 2011

  ★★ Rewatched 10 Jun 2021

  they shouldve killed themselves