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  • James White

    James White


    The thing about us is, we feel good things way up here, but we feel bad things way, way, way down there.

    The most powerful type of destruction is self-destruction. I can't call James White a great film, but what I can call it is a good example of a good movie. A showcase of how much you can get out of the tiniest plot, lifelike characters, and standard camerawork. For the past couple days, I've been watching Hulu's adaptation…

  • Yongary, Monster from the Deep

    Yongary, Monster from the Deep



    What do you get when South Korea sticks a horn on a Godzilla suit and give the monster all the energy of a sleepy drunkard? You get a pretty bad movie, but an always enjoyable time from the boys over at MST3K. It's a low budget Kaiju affair, you're gonna get exactly what you'd expect to see. Corny effects, even cornier acting and dubbing, and a little kid that you're supposed to find cute, but you spend the entire…

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  • John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum

    John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum



    We open on a shot of the Statue of Liberty. Lightning strikes, and thunder cracks. New York is a neon nightmare. John Wick runs. Rain pours. Assassins come out to play. Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock. Parabellum is not in any way a remarkable example of storytelling in film. It is, however, far and away, beyond a shadow of a doubt, no questions asked one of the most stunning examples of action…

  • Avengers: Endgame

    Avengers: Endgame


    Part of the journey is the end.

    It's only been a little over an hour since I saw this, and it's around midnight here, so my thoughts are going to be quick and messy. As I reflect on Avengers: Endgame, above anything else, one single question keeps repeating itself in my mind: How do you top that? I do think I'm definitely partial to the more personal trip that was 2017's Logan. I'm also going back and forth on whether…