nutsimpson

nutsimpson

america’s sweetheart, winner of many awards

Favorite films

  • Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood
  • The Social Network
  • Like Mike

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  • No Hard Feelings

    ★★★½

  • The Big Short

    ★★★★

  • Barbie

    ★★★★

  • Yesterday

    ★★

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  • No Hard Feelings

    No Hard Feelings

    ★★★½

    my mom told me to watch this and she said the kid in the movie reminded her of me. so i watched it and his whole thing is that he’s like the least fuckable person ever. so now i just feel a little self conscious but other than that it was funny or whatever

  • The Big Short

    The Big Short

    ★★★★

    everyone was wearing pants the whole movie. and if they were wearing shorts they weren’t even big they were normal sized. i just don’t like being lied to. but other than that it was good

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  • Barbie

    Barbie

    ★★★★

    i thought it was fun my mom didn’t like it tho. her exact words were “that ryan gosling was too blonde. why was he so blonde. i didn’t like it. also will ferrell ENOUGH.”

  • Yesterday

    Yesterday

    ★★

    i was just thinking what if they made this movie but it was about like kevin gates or something. that would be crazy i would watch that

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