nvpnthe has written 27 reviews for films during 2022.

  • Avatar: The Way of Water

    Avatar: The Way of Water

    ★★★★

    why did the second watch hurt more than the first…

  • Avatar: The Way of Water

    Avatar: The Way of Water

    ★★★★

    jemaine clement as a babygirlified american scientist!!!!! boyfriend slayed his two minutes of screentime!!!!

    this movie slayed tho fr😍

  • Austenland

    Austenland

    ★★½

    BRET MCKENZIEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • Nativity!

    Nativity!

    ★★★½

    yet another production where martin plays a responsible parental figure in love with his male co-star.

  • Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

    Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

    ★★★★½

    “i bet you’re wetter than a submarine with screen doors tho, aren’t ya?”
    yes martin. yes i am.

  • Love Actually

    Love Actually

    ★★★½

    martin freeman as a babygirlified porn star you will always be famous

  • Holding the Man

    Holding the Man

    ★★★★★

    don’t watch if you want to remain mentally stable

  • The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent

    The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent

    ★★★★½

    nic cage and pedro pascal we’re the duo i never ever dreamed i would need. 
    minus half a star for thag one scene of nic making out with younger him….

  • What We Do in the Shadows

    What We Do in the Shadows

    ★★★★½

    remains one of the funniest movies i’ve ever seen
    every time i watch it, somehow it becomes even funnier. idk what crack jemaine and taika put into the movie but it works on me no matter what

  • Eagle vs Shark

    Eagle vs Shark

    ★★★★★

    fave movie ever. 
    i could talk about jarrod’s character for HOURS jemaine loren and taika are so talented

  • Enchanted

    Enchanted

    ★★★★★

    this movie ATE IDC i wish someone would look at me the way patrick dempsey looks at amy adams.

  • Bullet Train

    Bullet Train

    ★★★★

    AARON TAYLOR JOHNSON!!!!!