• Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous

    Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous

    ★★★

    sam came back for gracie they should have been girlfriends ugh cowards

  • Miss Congeniality

    Miss Congeniality

    ★★★★

    you think i'm goooorgeous you wanna daaate me

  • Suspiria

    Suspiria

    ★★★½

    must a movie be good? isn't it enough dakota johnson is in it?

  • Suspiria

    Suspiria

    ★★★½

    happy spooky season everyone 🎃🔪

  • Mary Queen of Scots

    Mary Queen of Scots

    ★★

    gosh i miss reign (yes the cw show don't judge me)

  • Scream 4

    Scream 4

    ★★★½

    "who are you, michael fucking myers?"

    ha she wishes

  • Scream 3

    Scream 3

    ★★★

    the real crime here is what they did to courteney cox's hair

  • Scream 2

    Scream 2

    ★★★★

    the killer review was kinda disappointing but it's still a good sequel

  • Scream

    Scream

    ★★★★★

    oh to be quizzed by ghostface on random horror movie questions

  • Host

    Host

    ★★★

    "this free meeting has ended, thank you for choosing zoom" LMAOO

  • Meet Joe Black

    Meet Joe Black

    ★★★★

    i watched a three hour long movie for the plot

    the plot: blonde brad pitt being in love with peanut butter

  • Enola Holmes

    Enola Holmes

    ★★½

    the movie could've used less of the fourth wall breaking and more screen time for henry cavill and sam claflin, i didn't care for the whole fleabag thing at all