• Jerry Maguire

    Jerry Maguire

    ★★★★

    the fact that the you complete me scene was in the lego batman movie ugh their minds (it makes this movie even better tbh)

  • Escape Room: Tournament of Champions

    Escape Room: Tournament of Champions

    ★★½

    huh so this is what clove did for a living before the hunger games

  • Cinderella

    Cinderella

    ½

    camila cabello if you were an artist, what artist would you be?
    hint: a bad one

  • Black Widow

    Black Widow

    ★★★

    things i did not like:
    - i didn't care for the whole family thing (except yelena).
    - the script is sloppy there's stuff in here that you just have to go along with it bc they don't explain shit.
    - red guardian's character could not be in the movie and you wouldn't even notice he plays no part in this whatsoever.
    - they spent half the movie talking about family and bc of that the third act was rushed, the…

  • The Green Knight

    The Green Knight

    ★★★★

    what's the point of living knowing i'll never be dev patel's girlfriend

  • Friends: The Reunion

    Friends: The Reunion

    ★★★★

    i'm just happy to see matthew perry is okay tbh

  • He's All That

    He's All That

    ½

    *insert dylan is in trouble's video about this movie here*

  • Barbie as Rapunzel

    Barbie as Rapunzel

    ★★★★★

    the paintbrush dress sequence, her instrumental theme song.. the superior barbie movie. fight me <3

  • The Suicide Squad

    The Suicide Squad

    ★★★★

    wow... there were some disturbing stuff in here that i cannot unsee but also:
    - nanaue, i want to be friends with u buddy
    - ratcatcher 2 queen shit
    - polkadotman deserved better
    - sebastian the rat PROTAGONIST!!!!
    - starro was disgusting af (in a good way)
    - i wish captain boomerang and rick flag were still alive but well
    - absolutely loved the fact that they kept harley's "visions" from birds of prey with the smoke and coffetti but…

  • Wonder Woman 1984

    Wonder Woman 1984

    ★★

    gal gadot saving two arab kids from getting run over by military vehicles. seriously. you can't make this shit up

  • Happy Death Day 2U

    Happy Death Day 2U

    ★★★

    the biggest reveal of this movie is that tree is short for theresa

  • The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It

    The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It

    ★★★½

    this is a romcom and no one can convince me otherwise