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constantly thirsting over actors twice my age

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  • The Mummy

    The Mummy

    ★★★★★

    I pledge eternal allegiance to 90s brendan fraser, aka The Daddy

  • After We Collided

    After We Collided

    everyone involved should be charged for committing war crimes. I was fully convinced that hardin's full name was "hardin strong" and that it was a deliberate dick joke until I saw the end credits and realised his surname was "scott". I'm so disappointed, what a missed opportunity

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  • Emma.

    Emma.

    ★★★½

    you: oh I remember this scene from the book 

    me, an intellectual: oh I remember this scene from clueless (1995)

  • What a Girl Wants

    What a Girl Wants

    the scene where it faded from colin firth in london dramatically pouring coco pops into a bowl to amanda bynes in new york pouring coco pops into a bowl is just cinematic brilliance