Favorite films

  • The Witch
  • Dracula
  • An American Werewolf in London
  • What We Do in the Shadows

Recent activity

  • Spirited Away


  • Midsommar


  • House of Shadows


  • Scooby-Doo


Recent reviews


Popular reviews

  • Nosferatu


    If Willem Dafoe doesn't play Count Orlok like he did in Shadow of the Vampire, I WILL turn into The Joker.

  • The Northman

    The Northman


    Thank you Robert for making Willem Dafoe slap his dick and balls early enough in the film to make the elderly couple sitting in my row (who only came to complain about pretty much every single minor inconvenience since entering the place) get up and leave the theatre, therefore making the experience one hundred times better.

    This was the power that Lars von Trier was afraid of when he realized he needed to supply a stand-in penis for Willem in Antichrist.