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  • Malcolm & Marie

    Malcolm & Marie

    ★★★★

    thank you zendaya for the mac & cheese and that last dialogue, it was a good ride from start to end

  • To All the Boys: Always and Forever

    To All the Boys: Always and Forever

    i fucking hate this movie but i had to see it for the last time with my own eyes so i can understand why i hate it

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  • The Night Clerk

    The Night Clerk

    i just wanted it to end immediately so i can rate it

  • Suspiria

    Suspiria

    ★★★★½

    i love it when women are on screen for two hours. it makes me feel like my life has worth. yes, i think women are great. if ever i was in this movie, i would also enjoy being killed by dakota johnson. she can do it for how long she wants until my soul is gone and pieces of my body are scattered all over the place. anyway, have i told you how much i love women?

    ps: i would die for you thom yorke (you are an exception)