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  • Shazam!

    Shazam!

    ★★★★½

    Anyone who sits there and calls this deadpool lite should just stop watching movies. This is just so funny and heartfelt and just an absolute blast. The CGI could have been better but whatever, the action was meant to be campy and wasnt the point. I can't wait to watch this every Christmas. DC just FUCKING WON

  • Dragged Across Concrete

    Dragged Across Concrete

    ★★★★½

    Zahler is 3/3. Absolutley amazing, his most human and emotional film. Not as gory as his others but there's a certain scene that's still haunting me. Basically the only flaw this movie has is the ps4 controllers arent on when they're playing a video game lmao. Can't wait to watch this one again. Didn't feel 165 minutes long at all. Loved it.

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  • The Kid Who Would Be King

    The Kid Who Would Be King

    The Kid Who Would Fard And Take A Shid

  • Justice League vs. the Fatal Five

    Justice League vs. the Fatal Five

    ★★½

    Jessica Cruz is a great Green Lantern and I'm glad they're going away from making Batman the star of all these but come on these are the lamest villains of all time and this movie was boring, even at 75 minutes.

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  • Under Siege

    Under Siege

    ★½

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    Steven Seagal: quip quip quip quip quip quip quip quip quip quip quip quip quip quip quip quip quip quip quip quip quip quip quip quip quip quip quip quip quip quip quip quip quip quip quip quip quip quip quip quip quip quip quip quip quip quip quip quip quip quip quip quip quip quip quip quip quip quip quip quip quip quip quip quip quip quip quip quip quip quip quip quip quip quip quip quip quip…

  • Citizen Kane

    Citizen Kane

    ★★★★★

    Just when you think Orson Welles couldn't get more madlad, he goes and throws in a screaming bird lmao