• Cars

    Cars

    ★★★½

    I just wanna know how the fuck they reproduce

  • The Lion King

    The Lion King

    ½

    Bro the Chronicles of Narnia had better CGI than this. Go back to Aslan style CGI where you can actually see the emotion, god damn.

  • Star Wars: The Clone Wars

    Star Wars: The Clone Wars

    ★½

    Not perfect, but still better than Rise of Skywalker.

  • Nichijou: My Ordinary Life

    Nichijou: My Ordinary Life

    ★★★★★

    I'm pretty sure the writers of this anime were high as fuck and that is exactly why this anime is perfection.

    Peak comedy.

  • Soul Eater

    Soul Eater

    ★★★★★

    Soul Evans can fuck me with his voice tbh

  • Alita: Battle Angel

    Alita: Battle Angel

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I cried when the guy died at the end

    cried from laughter.

  • Titanic

    Titanic

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    The very first time I watched this, I thought the romance shrugged off the real story behind the film. It wasn't until after several watches later I actually realised the genre of romance had been implemented to place emphasis on some of the many reasons behind why so many people died on the Titanic.

    The disaster of the Titanic is a consequence brought on by class division and other societal problems in the 1900's, leading to 1500 people dying.

    Jack…

  • K-ON! The Movie

    K-ON! The Movie

    ★★★★★

    K-ON inspired me to learn electric guitar I now have my own version of giita and have learned over half the songs.

    Mio best girl

  • Clannad

    Clannad

    Please put the actual series on here so I can review that masterpiece instead of this dogshit

  • Angel Beats!

    Angel Beats!

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I slept on this SO HARD when I first watched it. I just didn't relate. I overlooked this so hard. I re-watched it and realized I had missed out on SO MUCH.

    Angel Beats is not being sad because a character is dead and in the afterlife. What makes it so heart-wrenching is the lives they led. Each and every one of them had so much potential, and their potential is demonstrated in the afterlife. Going from comedy to slice…

  • Puella Magi Madoka Magica the Movie Part I: Beginnings

    Puella Magi Madoka Magica the Movie Part I: Beginnings

    ★★★★

    God, I first watched this back in 2011 when the OG series came out. I thought it was boring then, but I go back and watch this and it's a masterpiece. For the timeline to run smoothly and without any loopholes it takes serious attention to detail by the writers. It's absolutely foolproof, as from the outside it looks so happy go lucky. This is one of those series that has just stuck with me forever and I am so excited for the second series of the spin-off and final main story movie.