Evil Bong

Evil Bong ★½

Hello Charles Band,

I am writing to you as I have a proposal for an expansion of the Evil Bong Cinematic Universe (EBCU).

After conducting market research surrounding the EBCU, I've identified a gap, a place of huge profitability in the EBCU waiting to be filled. Now, I'm sure you're familiar with Mario, and by extension Mario Kart. Nintendo found great success forming a racing game around the characters involved in the Mario franchise. I think you can see where this is going...

Charles. You've built arguably the best character list in cinema, including the likes of Gingerdead man, ooga booga, and of course, Eebee. Yet there is no crossover Kart Racing game to show for it. Please take my careful research into consideration, your fans are calling for it.


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