Favorite films

  • The Edge of Seventeen
  • La La Land
  • I, Tonya
  • Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn)

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  • Game Night

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  • The Thing

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  • Stand by Me

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  • Past Lives

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  • The World's End

    The World's End

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    Mild Spoilers

    Nothing suggested in the last three minutes has been better than smashy smashy egg man.

    When I was younger, I had a DVD player in my parents' car. It couldn't skip trailers or navigate to the bonus features, so what I watched was limited to movies I brought and what played before them. There were three things I tended to watch most: The Lego Movie, The Lego Movie with commentary (since that's all I could click after the…

  • Euphoria: F*ck Anyone Who’s Not a Sea Blob

    Euphoria: F*ck Anyone Who’s Not a Sea Blob

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    every so often, i feel i need to watch some queer content. trans content especially. in the environment i live in, i think i need that affirmation that, despite all the shit we're delt, all the awful laws being proposed and put into action in the us, all the transphobic shit online, that we can still live beautiful lives, do beautiful things.

    while it's not the most uplifting show out there, euphoria is easily one of the most authentic representations…

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  • Game Night

    Game Night

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    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Watched with πŸ’• Luna Challis πŸ’•

    There's countless twists in this movie, yet my absolute favorite is that Ryan graduated from Harvard

  • The Thing

    The Thing

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    πŸ₯³πŸ₯³3,000 Followers Special! (Part III)πŸ₯³πŸ₯³

    I watched two films for my 2,000 special, so I figured why not do three for the next thousand?

    The Thing has been on my watchlist for a while, and I can't say it disappointed.
    A brilliant and tense tale of fear and paranoia, set in an amazing set with some of the best and most gruesome practical effects I've seen.
    It thrives on the lack of knowledge and trust. While it takes its time…

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  • Ghostbusters: Afterlife

    Ghostbusters: Afterlife

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    This is The Force Awakens for people who like Bill Murray



    and I like Bill Murray

  • The Batman

    The Batman

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    No fucking way that's Colin Farrell