If we live through this, I'll follow you anywhere, woman.

Now you tell me?

I don't really know what I expected here. The best use of CGI? The best cinematography? The best acting? Far from any of that. But, like all the others, it is so entertainingly bad that I couldn't not laugh along with it. Was this the cinematic ending these films deserved? Yes it was, so take that as you will. I'm so glad many careers took off from/survived this franchise, if I'm fully honest no one's particularly good in these from an unironic perspective, but I hardly found it a waste of time. The Twilight pentalogy has taken over The New Mutants and The Room for my favorite bad movie if I'm fully honest. They're all so goddamn bad that they're nothing but entertaining.