Bailey Olmstead

Bailey Olmstead

My opinions are trash, but like, caviar trash

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  • Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey

    Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey


    It's fun! Just not as good as excellent adventure. But the fact they keep beating death is a lot of fun. And the fact that fun is kinda a sweetie.

  • Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

    Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure


    A fun film with a surprisingly amount of heart. I don't really have any sort of wise musings on this movie, but it's sweet. At its core it's about two kids learning their potential and how to be, well, excellent to each other.

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  • When Harry Met Sally...

    When Harry Met Sally...


    Listen, the title of the movie tells you what the whole thing is about. And the beginning of the movie does a beautiful juke with you, by presenting the characters as you'd assume them to be. Then ten minutes later we remeet them, a little different, and by the time we finally meet the characters Harry and Sally for the last time and start the story with a gusto they're both already more human and empathetic than most ROM com…

  • Batman



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    God this movie is fun. The score is over the top, and the world sits ever so comfortably left of reality. It's goofy yet entirely without irony. The score soars and swells with the emotion and the tension. When Bruce and Viki drive in the batmobile and the score just lights up, not burdened with the nervous chatter of dialogue, fearfully put in, to ward off silence. Oh and Jesus h Christ the batmobile in this movie rules. Michael Keaton…