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  • Shazam!



    the absolute state of cinema right now.

  • The Running Man

    The Running Man


    it's deeply saddening to look back and see what high hopes people used to have for a now-current dystopia. we as a society are really letting even the hardcore nihilists down.

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  • Suspiria



    if the average person could love anything as much as luca guadagnino loves luca guadagnino, all the problems in the world would be solved.

    suspiria (no relation to that other horror film also named suspiria) is pointless on every level. gimmicky scene after gimmicky scene, without any of the life behind it that a gimmick needs in order to be successful. surrounding the gimmicky scenes is pseudo-intellectual pretentious drivel written by probably the only person on this planet who could…

  • High Flying Bird

    High Flying Bird

    we get it. you can shoot video on your phone now and it will almost resemble a film. very cute gimmick, steve. maybe your next films gimmick should be an actual, competent, finished script for once.