Austin Gifford

I watch movies so I don’t die

Favorite films

  • Heat
  • Pulp Fiction
  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  • 2001: A Space Odyssey

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  • The Irishman

    ★★★★★

  • Vengeance

    ★★★

  • Uncut Gems

    ★★★★★

  • Sick

    ★★★

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  • The Irishman

    The Irishman

    ★★★★★

    “Sooner or later everybody put here has a date when he’s gonna go.”

    Probably the saddest movie ever made. I’m finally rewatching it after over 3 years. I feel blessed that I saw this in a theater for my first time. Now after seeing it again I feel it definitely deserves the 5/5. It’s an insane achievement. Such a sprawling epic that genuinely doesn’t feel like 3.5 hours. I think it says a lot that I remember pretty much everything…

  • Uncut Gems

    Uncut Gems

    ★★★★★

    Sometimes I can’t believe this movie exists. One of the true masterpieces of the last 10 years. It’s pretty fucking crazy that it came out in the same year as Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood and The Irishman. 2019 was something special. We didn’t know how good we had it

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  • 9/11

    9/11

    ½

    Worse than 9/11

  • Sick

    Sick

    ★★★

    It’s an insanely dumb, gimmicky slasher that takes place around the pandemic starring two hot chicks who run around for 80min screaming. I mean, it knows what it is and I had fun. Wish there was more carnage but I was mildly entertained