Favorite films

  • Drive My Car
  • The French Dispatch
  • Bo Burnham: Inside
  • The Lobster

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  • The Summit of the Gods


  • Bubble


  • The Lion King


  • There Will Be Blood


Recent reviews

  • Spider-Man: No Way Home

    Spider-Man: No Way Home


    It is 2041, the fifth incarnation of Spider-Man is released.
    As this is an all new and fresh Peter Parker it is important to pick up fans of the old ones.
    As Donald Glover and his version of Miles Morales dominated the 2030s Box office open the movie by giving the new guy his mask and suit quoting Uncle Ben's famous words of inspiration we see the first signs of doom. It's 86 year old Willem Dafoe coming out of…

  • Dolittle


    Dragon. Farts.

Popular reviews

  • Arrival



    A 2 hour movie about deciphering an alien language shouldn't feel this exciting and contain such a powerful message about life.

    But it does. It does it almost perfectly.

  • Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

    Rogue One: A Star Wars Story


    I have my Star Wars goggles on, so if you're searching for an objective review: This is the wrong place.

    One year after The Force Awakens we get Rogue One: A Star Wars Story. I was hyped as fuck and couldn't even be relaxed in school because of it. Right after school, me and soms friends went to the local cinema. We bought our tickets on the first day possible and every second the movie got closer, the hype got…