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  • Slumber Party Massacre II

    Slumber Party Massacre II

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    Whelp, now I have a crush on both Juliette Cummins and the current owner of Little Caesars... Thanks Slumber Party Massacre II.

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  • Porno

    Porno

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    A naked women in a masquerade mask and a merkin terrorize a group of Jesus Camp alumni.

  • Bad Hair

    Bad Hair

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    Sinopsis:
    The witches from this movie find that they share the same villain as the aliens from the film Signs.

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  • The Lie

    The Lie

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    Sinopsis:
    Stop me if you've heard this before: Teenage girls be crazy. Am I right?!

  • Father's Day

    Father's Day

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    Sinopsis: A story about the costs of obsession, the sacrifices taken in order to make things right, random humor, sexploitation, godsploitation, hellsploitation, maple-syruplotation, , and most importantly, the reason why you never call a man a tree.

    PostScript: I watch this film more religiously on Father's Day, then I do Jaws on the 4th of July.