• You People

    You People

    ★★

    Lol they played Kanye in the Jewish wedding scene

  • TÁR

    TÁR

    ★★★★

    Was not expecting it to be so funny 
    “Do you eat fish?”

  • The Menu

    The Menu

    ★★★½

    “It’s the emoji for me” lol

  • Avatar: The Way of Water

    Avatar: The Way of Water

    ★★★★

    God, this ruled. Dedicating a full 30 minutes to whaling ruled. All the technical stuff aside (absolutely mindblowing stuff), I just love how sincere and earnest it is. It’s just so refreshing not to have the director wink at you and tell you how ridiculous everything is every 10 minutes. You’re just dropped into this world and you get to live in it for 3 hours

  • My Best Friend's Exorcism

    My Best Friend's Exorcism

    ★★

    I don’t remember much from the book (it was a bit heavy on the 80’s references iirc) but I do remember enjoying it overall. The main friendship was touching and the vibes were fun and creepy at times. This is just bad. The pacing is too rushed and so the character development is nonexistent, none of the relationships feel real and pretty much nothing is earned. It just feels like the director heard someone badly describe the plot of the book and decided to make movie based on that. He hit some of the major plot points, skipped everything in between and called it a day.

  • Hellraiser

    Hellraiser

    ★★★

    I can’t see shit 
    Bring back the art of movie lighting!!

  • Bullet Train

    Bullet Train

    ★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    ugh of course Ryan Reynolds shows up in this

  • Not Okay

    Not Okay

    ★★

    Zoey Deutch innocent

  • Licorice Pizza

    Licorice Pizza

    ★★★★½

    Danielle Haim marry me

  • The Bitter Tears of Petra von Kant

    The Bitter Tears of Petra von Kant

    ★★★★½

    Fassbinder really freaked it with the camera work. Every single shot is perfectly framed and executed. Great screenplay too (a movie set in one room wouldn't work without one) but I just can't get over how visually rich this was. I can think of a dozen shots that are permanently engraved in my mind. Can't wait to explore more of his filmography

  • Vivre Sa Vie

    Vivre Sa Vie

    ★★★★½

    My heart skipped a beat every time Ana Karina looked at the camera

  • Days of Heaven

    Days of Heaven

    ★★★★★

    "Sometimes I'd feel very old, like my whole life is over, like I'm not around no more"