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  • The Seventh Annual 'On Cinema' Oscar Special

    The Seventh Annual 'On Cinema' Oscar Special

    I was one of the phone-in guests on this, and if anyone can guess the John Travolta movie I was referencing in my call to Tim, you win five bags of popcorn and a little miniature commemorative oscar statue.

  • Unmasking The Idol

    Unmasking The Idol


    I’m fairly certain this was written by a child. And that’s why it’s so goddamn, unapologetically fun and entertaining

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  • Suicide Squad

    Suicide Squad

    I don't know what the big deal is about this movie. The trailer didn't show that it was in black and white. And where was Will Smith?
    The Flash cameo was cool, though.

  • Halloween



    Shout-out to the fat fucking asshole wearing a double tracksuit who kept checking the soccer scores on his phone every 5 minutes on maximum brightness, licking nacho cheese off his fingers repeatedly, subtly threatening someone behind him, making sure his elbows extended well beyond each of the armrests he was hogging, awkwardly looking at me out of the corner of his eye for some reason even though I was about half his size and barely noticeabel, and whose breathing was…