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  • The Secret

    The Secret

    the unequivocally best part was:

    robert: i am a very gay man
    crowd: (cheers)

  • Borat Subsequent Moviefilm

    Borat Subsequent Moviefilm


    congrats to borat for securing white boy of the year

Popular reviews

  • The Perfect Man

    The Perfect Man


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    i was terrified hilary duff would have to start sexting her mother and also terrified for the grown man who's house she went to alone. this was a psychological thriller.

  • Ever After High: Thronecoming

    Ever After High: Thronecoming

    a poor man's monster high but a rich man's descendants