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  • Ivan the Terrible, Part II: The Boyars' Plot
  • Wings of a Serf
  • Inferno
  • Mister Designer

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  • Suspiria

  • Suspiria

  • Angel Face

  • Angel Heart

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  • Suspiria

    Suspiria

    embarrassed to admit that i am simply too precious about the great italian horror movies that i could not properly enjoy the repertoire showing with live music (from claudio simonetti himself!!) that i attended where everyone was hooting and hollering and getting up all the time, often walking directly in front of my cheap-ass seat. like, if this was from a lesser entry in the drama like, idk, paganini horror, or something a bit more winkingly goofy like baron blood,…

  • Suspiria

    Suspiria

    insane how similar this movie is to tár (2022)

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  • Dr. Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine

    Dr. Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine

    god, i LOVE a film that's so increasingly gay it builds up to a scene where a lifestyle kink s&m gay couple chases a vanilla gay clone couple through the streets of san francisco...

    anyway, dr. goldfoot is my new "vincent price villain i most wish i could transition into." just the bitchiest, queeniest mad scientist who lives in a high-camp torture dungeon under a cemetery in san francisco, from which he runs an international findom scam with glamorous fem-bot proxies...while dressing in brocade tuxedos and ridiculous shoes...why isn't that me...

  • Mister Designer

    Mister Designer

    people say VIY (1967) is the greatest russian horror movie, but this film is scarier, sexier, weirder, and has the greatest darkwave horror-synth-pop soundtrack of maybe any film ever (by THE GOD sergei kuryokhin )...

    anyway, why compare when both VIY and MISTER DESIGNER are each a culminating specimen of two very different subgenres of russian horror. VIY is folk-horror and MISTER DESIGNER is...decadent-symbolist-promethean-art-horror. my new favorite genre, honestly. the transgressive metaphysical experimentation of decadent drugged-out cosmopolitan artists during the…