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  • Red Sonja

    Red Sonja


    The hardest thing of all for Sonja was conquering her fear of dick, but in the end common sense prevailed and she finally got into a new kind of swordplay. 
    Happily ever after or something.

  • The Naked Kiss

    The Naked Kiss


    As somebody who LOVED Shock Corridor I prepared myself for another pulpy masterwork when I turned on The Naked Kiss. Instead I found another classic I may have overhyped in the same vein as Carnival of Souls, really great films that just don’t particularly play as brilliantly as I’ve heard they’re supposed to. Naked Kiss just kind of keeps propelling itself from conflict to conflict based on the hard nosed assumptions of this really annoying cop, I just never got…

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  • It Chapter Two

    It Chapter Two


    The longer I’ve thought about it the lower my score for It Chapter 2 has become, I can’t think of a film this year with a bigger gulf between its entertainment value as a big screen attraction and a fulfilling cinematic experience. I did have a good time watching the conclusion to one of the better Stephen King adaptations of the last decade, but I was nowhere near satisfied with the choices onscreen or how clever the film thinks it…

  • Once Upon a Time in Hollywood

    Once Upon a Time in Hollywood


    So if you go to theatres right now you can pay the same price as a regular movie ticket but instead get a time travel pass that lasts nearly three hours. While transported to various moments throughout 1969 feel free to take in a movie or hang out with the cool crowd at a party, all the most iconic locales from the Los Angeles area are avaliable for your amusement! If exquisite dining is your thing try one of the…