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Movies I have seen that were made by the best uncle in the whole wide world, Jess Franco

89 films

These are not ranked or anything. Maybe when (if) I reach one hundred Franco movies watched, I will think about…

  • Jyomon Rashomon & Sanzo-Hoshi
  • Schindler's List
  • The Vanishing
  • Wasted!
  • Cold Fish

My 20 Favourite First Watches of 2022

20 films

I watched so many great movies in 2022 that I had a very difficult time narrowing down my list. I…

  • Alligator
  • Alone in the Dark
  • Autopsy
  • Conquest
  • Darlings!


121 films

A.k.a. "The Vault"

December 2022: added 35 movies by 🐌 mail.

October 2022: Upgraded from rpizero2w to rpi4b

  • A.A.A. Masseuse, Good-Looking, Offers Her Services
  • All the Colors of the Dark
  • Amer
  • Amsterdamned
  • Amuck!

Giallo (-adjacent) movies I have seen [v2.0]

130 films

I have made a new list containing all the gialli I have seen. The previous one was outdated and contained…

  • Paint Drying
  • De Flat
  • The Northerners
  • Fatal Error
  • Darlings!
  • Mom is Angry!

Dutch movies I want to check out

59 films

Growing up in The Netherlands, I have always had this aversion to Dutch movies. From a young age, I have…

  • She Killed in Ecstasy
  • Bloody Moon
  • Nightmares Come at Night
  • Exorcism
  • Two Undercover Angels

Jess Franco movies I own on blu-ray/DVD

19 films

I am going to try and collect most of the available Franco releases. I added notes to some of the…

  • Dune
  • Nomad
  • The Rocky Horror Picture Show
  • Singapore Sling
  • Maniac

Top 20 First Time Watches of 2021 (unranked)

20 films terms of personal enjoyment of course. I feel like this year's list contains less obscure titles than last year's,…

  • Raw Force

My top samurai-zombie movies of all time

1 film


  • The Coming of Sin
  • Edge of the Axe
  • Deviation
  • Black Candles
  • Madame Olga's Pupils

José Ramón Larraz ranked

5 films

Movies made by Spanish Euro-trash director José Ramón Larraz that I have seen, and ranked from most favourite to least…

  • Don't Torture a Duckling
  • The Psychic
  • Zombie Flesh Eaters
  • The Beyond
  • The House by the Cemetery

Lucio Fulci ranked

21 films

Let me start this off by saying that the ranking here is purely an indication of the level of enjoyment

  • Matador
  • Horror House on Highway Five
  • Loft
  • Beyond the Valley of the Dolls
  • Mad Foxes

My favourite first-watches of 2020

20 films

What a year 2020 has been! May 2021 improve in every way that counts, but may it still be filled…