“Take ‘myself,’ subtract ‘movies,’ and the result is ‘zero.’”
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The Last Waltz 1978
My God. Scorsese has done it yet again. The Last Waltz just put my expectations for every concert film I watch in the future at an unreasonably high level. I don’t know much about the genre or even how popular it is, but what I do know is that Taylor Swift girl is putting out one very soon and the hype surrounding it is scary high. Big L on her part for not getting Marty to direct it because that’s…
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Hannah Montana: The Movie 2009
You may have noticed I marked this as a rewatch. No, that wasn't a mistake. I've legit seen Hannah Montana: The Movie multiple times. Growing up with a younger sister was nice because I got to use her as an excuse to watch the show. No way a tween boy is going to admit he watches Hannah Montana, even if it was one of the better Disney shows of its era, he'll instead begrudgingly admit he watches it only because…
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The Creator 2023
My friends made fun of me after the movie because I said this film was very pro-AI, and that it made me think Garett Edwards was trying to tell us that AI’s supremacy over humanity is an inevitability. But then I saw at least one other person online sharing a similar sentiment—that’s all the justification I need to feel like I’m not alone. The Creator may just be the biggest let down of the year for me. As someone who…
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Oppenheimer 2023
When I first heard the news that Oppenheimer would be shown in 70MM IMAX at select theaters I recognized an incredible opportunity. There was a museum an hour away from home that was listed, but it dramatically disappeared from the list. The next closest screening was in New York City—so I looked my girlfriend dead in the eye and said “pack your bags sweetheart, we’re going to the Big Apple.” I hadn’t been to America’s greatest city in a couple…
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The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar 2023
One of those rare Netflix W's, The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar is a delightful short from the auter's auteur, Wes Anderson. Among a collection of shorts adapting four Roald Dahl stories, this one is the longest clocking in at 40 minutes. I was never exposed to any Dahl growing up and still have yet to read any of his work, but I did absolutely adore Fantastic Mr. Fox. I enjoyed The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar quite a bit,…