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  • Solaris
  • Two for the Road
  • The Ice Storm
  • Matewan

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  • Expend4bles

    ★½

  • Braindead

    ★★★½

  • Birth

    ★★★★½

  • The Dark Knight Rises

    ★★★½

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  • Cheaper by the Dozen 2

    Cheaper by the Dozen 2

    ★★

    Some thoughts as I laid comatose on my couch this evening:

    -Ok why are the Bakers late to Lorraine's graduation? Sure, they're a family of 12 but damn, you think they would have planned for this

    -I didn't remember Aaron from Mean Girls is in this

    -Nora is so self-centered, like she says that she's "not going to make this about" herself but then proceeds to tell everyone's she moving on stage at Lorraine's grad party?! Like goddamn

    -Those twins…

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  • Expend4bles

    Expend4bles

    ★½

    if you’ve got a franchise where senior citizens will be hanging out, andy garcia’s trailer is already parked on set.

  • Braindead

    Braindead

    ★★★½

    they've gotta have fake currency over there in new zealand or something because how the FUCK did this only cost $3 million dollars

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  • Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile

    Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile

    ★★

    there were multiple moments where i thought lyle was about to be shot with a gun

  • Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium

    Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium

    absolutely deranged this directorial debut opens with a title card that says “supposedly a film by zach helm” and then he never made a movie ever again