Favorite films

  • Cecil B. Demented
  • Gas Food Lodging
  • Mur Murs
  • Angel

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  • John Wick: Chapter 4


  • Practical Magic


  • To Die For


  • Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II


Recent reviews

  • John Wick: Chapter 4

    John Wick: Chapter 4


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    - the opening is nice and fucking loud. I love it 
    - I love when Fishburne is giving a dramatic monologue and he is walking an adorable dog
    - Rina!
    - hey that’s the dude from Speed Racer!
    - once it turned green you knew it would be cool
    - they brought the juice for Keanu and Rina’s first fight. Love the use of arrows
    - I’d like to think that all sumo wrestlers are bulletproof 
    - the doorbells 

  • Practical Magic

    Practical Magic


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    - Bullock and Kidman are giving trans girls in this. It’s just an indescribable energy. 
    - for a film billed as a rom com there sure is a lot of graphic domestic violence 
    - esteemed character actress Margo Martindale!
    - the midnight margaritas 
    - they sobered up so quick
    - a cop asking a suspect out and it being played as romantic. It’s gross and abuse of power
    - Sandra chill, Nichole just got out of an abusive relationship, cut…

Popular reviews

  • All the Old Knives

    All the Old Knives


    - strong straight to streaming vibes
    - feels like an episode of a a generic cable tv detective show
    - Lawrence Fishburne still has a wonderful voice 
    - very dull and boring 
    - the good cia vs the evil terrorists
    - executive produced by Chris pine

    - watched on the big screen!
    - Thandiwe Newton sat next to me during the last 5 minutes of the film 

    - q/a after the film with the director and 2 leads, moderated by…

  • Hellraiser



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    - why is the 6 years later title where it is?
    - how does Trevor afford such a nice apartment without roommates 
    - I like the van kill 
    - the first pinhead close up got applause the first screening, but not the second 
    - I love how cold pinhead is 
    - love the throat scene so much. They even have the sound design as if the camera was really in a throat!
    - “fuck that house” got a big reaction…