Parker Brogdon

Parker Brogdon

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The badly informed opinions of a wannabe Roger Ebert.

Most Faye Dunaway movies will probably get 5 stars, just a heads up.

Favorite films

  • I May Destroy You
  • Adam and Dog
  • I Am Easy to Find
  • The Night of the Hunter

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  • Cinderella

    ★½

  • Candyman

    ★★★

  • Minari

    ★★★★

  • Annette

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  • Cinderella

    Cinderella

    ★½

    This really made me appreciate A Knight’s Tale and, like, effectively made Old Navy commercials

  • Candyman

    Candyman

    ★★★

    Truly falls apart in the last 30 minutes, and definitely needs a firmer hand in the editing room. But that Nia DaCosta can really put together some staggering images. Strong ideas even without the “here is the idea of the movie, explained in dialogue” scenes.

    Yahya and Teyonah should be bright shining stars, people. Let’s make it happen.

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  • Call Me by Your Name

    Call Me by Your Name

    ★★★★★

    Honestly, the best way to celebrate America on the 4th is to watch the fireworks onscreen between Elio and Oliver #MAGayA

  • The Favourite

    The Favourite

    ★★★★½

    The extra "u" clearly stands for "ultimately the most awesomely bitchy movie ever made".

    The Good:
    - Best ensemble of the year. This has been etched in stone. Emma's viper, Olivia's badger, and Rachel's Horatio the duck circle each other in the most epic animal parable since Lanthimos' The Lobster.
    - I honestly don't know who my favourite is. Each actress brings such specificity to backstory, witty dialogue, and interpersonal character dynamics. All three should be up for Best Actress,…