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  • The Time Machine

    The Time Machine


    It was bad, but kinda cute. End of review.

  • The Predator

    The Predator

    Incredibly dumb. The plot doesn't work about 85% of the time. And WTF to Olivia Munn's character construction? I don't blame her, that's just some exaggeratedly bad writing goin' on.

    Everyone just wants to kidnap Jacob Tremblay apparently.

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  • Call Me by Your Name

    Call Me by Your Name


    Honestly, the best way to celebrate America on the 4th is to watch the fireworks onscreen between Elio and Oliver #MAGayA

  • The Favourite

    The Favourite


    The extra "u" clearly stands for "ultimately the most awesomely bitchy movie ever made".

    The Good:
    - Best ensemble of the year. This has been etched in stone. Emma's viper, Olivia's badger, and Rachel's Horatio the duck circle each other in the most epic animal parable since Lanthimos' The Lobster.
    - I honestly don't know who my favourite is. Each actress brings such specificity to backstory, witty dialogue, and interpersonal character dynamics. All three should be up for Best Actress,…