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  • The Truman Show
  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • Happiness
  • Amélie

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  • Eyes Wide Shut

    ★★

  • UglyDolls

  • Disenchanted

    ★½

  • The Menu

    ★★★

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  • Eyes Wide Shut

    Eyes Wide Shut

    ★★

    What the fuck is this movie actually attempting to say?

    Like, I just can't get behind this movie. I know its a fiction, but I legit just cant get behind the suspension of disbelief here (at least in its current form). Maybe if it took place in like the 1700 or 1800s I could get behind it. But with it taking place in a modern setting and being released in 1999, this movie was already dated.

    This movie feels incredibly opaque. My "POV" on life just doesn't line up with what this movie is trying to say.

  • UglyDolls

    UglyDolls

    This movie makes me genuinely angry.

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  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    ★★½

    Wandavision Season 2 is kind of mid

  • Barbarian

    Barbarian

    ★★

    Ahhh, so the title is literal.

    ...

    This movie handles its subject matter with really poor taste. Malignant works so well because it's subject matter is over-the-top absurdity, while this movie handles something far more real.

    ...


    Eww


    (Okay but I won't lie, the "tape measure" scene was a fucking riot. That was so morbidly funny).

    Also, this movie isn't really "scary". It has distributing implications, yes, but it didn't actually scare me. I don't know why they're trying to tout this as the scariest horror in years. Lmao, no.